[June]
Oh, Big Willy, I knew you'd come! Oh, but it's too late: Jim and me are already murried!

[Jitter]
That's right, Mr. High-and-Mighty! She's mine! It says so, right on this marriage certificate: we're legally wed, as of five o'clock today!

[June]
Well, I g-g-guess this is g-g-goodbye, Big Willy...

[Big Willy]
I g-g-guess so...

I don't
Love

[Abby]
Wait! Let me see that marriage certificate

Hah! Why, this scrap of paper don't mean nuthin'! Haven't y'all heard? Kansas has adoped Daylight Savings Time!

[Chorus]
Daylight Savings Time?

[June]
Well, then that means it's only... ten after four! So we ain't murried yet!

[Jitter]
But ya' still gotta pay the rent!

[Big Willy]
I'll pay the rent - and well before five o'clock!