[Jeune]
Abbey, I need your advice

(in a rapid patter)

Tell me what to do, because I don't know what to do
I really think I'm going crazy, like that woman in the shoe
I mean, I don't have any children yet, I'm only thirty-two
And I'm engaged to marry Bill, but now I'm fond of Jitter, too
Although I think he wants to kill me 'cause I haven't paid my rent
And now they threw his priceless artwork in the dumpster with the other garbage
I have birds, and I'm not very lucid
I have birds-