[Abby]
Wait!

I'd like to propose a test! Let's see what would happen if you shut up

So you're confused
Big deal
So what?
Who's not?

Go take a class in pottery
Win the lottery
Have another drink
We'll toast to camaraderie
You're bringing a tear to my eye

Don't you get it, sweetie-pie?
We're all gonna
Die!

You don't believe me
Just watch the clock
Tick Tock
It's all a crock!

You're perplexed
News flash:
Who cares?
Save your prayers

Next time you pass a casket by
Stop and ask:
Do I really have to die?
Well, you can kiss your ass goodbye!

Why even bother to try?
Life sucks!
And you wanna know why?
We're all gonna
Die!
Die!
Die!