Original Off-Broadway Cast
Finale (”A Little Complex”)
[Jeune]
Thank you, Abby, that was so helpful!
[Billy]
Hi, girls! I just sold that Hummable Melody song! I'll pay the rent!
[Jeune]
Oh, Billy! Let's all go tell Jitter we're sorry- uh, grateful!
[Abby]
(slurring)
Then we'll all go have a little drink!
[Narrator]
Warily, they stroll along to Jitter's apartment
[Jitter]
My hour of revenge has come. They must all die, so my art can live! But how much longer can I wait?
The end is near
I will persevere
God, make me patient-
[The "doorbell" rings]
Don't bother
They're here
[Chorus]
That's when he murdered the three helpless tenants
Jitter's in jail - now he's doing his penance
He turned them all into objets d'art
All right, so the plot got a little bizarre
This gory story of art and crime
Is more ridiculous than sublime
But luckily, this is the very last rhyme!
[Jitter]
('Till next time.)