Original Off-Broadway Cast
Scene: “Thank you, Abby...” (”Dear Abby!”)
[Junie Faye]
Thank you, Abby! That was so helpful!

[Abby]
Now, Junie Faye, I want you to meet my nephew, William! Oh, now don't you make a lovely couple!

(to audience)

See? it only takes a moment! Now I'm going to rejoin the human race - if you'll have me!

[Spoken Stage Direction]
She acknowledges her exit applause!

[Junie Faye]
(to William)
What lovely knickers you have on!

[William]
Aunt Abby says I can have long pants for my fortieth birthday! Oh, boy!

June, you make me wanna...

[Junie Faye]
Wanna...?

[William]
You make me wanna...

[Junie Faye]
Wanna...?