[William]
You make me wanna sing a show tune
The kind that used to be all the rage
A good old hummable, liftable show tune
There's no reason for the rhymin'
'Cause we're only marking time
Until the star gets back on stage!

[Junie Faye]
Does that mean you can pay my rent for me?

[William]
Gosh, I'd love to, but my allowance is only ten cents a week

[Junie Faye]
Don't you have a job?

[William]
No. All I do all day is mix martinis for Aunt Abby!

C'mon, admit it
We all love a show tune!

[Junie Faye]
The plot is not advancin'

[William]
But so what? We'll all be dancin'

[Junie Faye and William]
To a show tune
From old Broadway!