[Abby]
Did I put out enough?
Did I give all I could?
We had cavier and blinis
Crudites and fried zucchinis
And those little cocktail weenies
Oh, those are good!

Did I put out enough?
Quick - break out the champagne
Take the time to smell the roses
Live it up and thumb your noses
Before life goes down the drain!

Yes, it's more than enough
When you just
Entertain!

[Spoken Stage Direction]
Mr. Jitters enters in full drag, wearing a red gown and a huge feathered headdress!

[Abby]
Why, jumpin' Jehovah, she's just one of the girls!

[Mr. Jitters]
Well, I am what I am! I took your advice, and I put a little more mascara on, and why, I feel so good, y- I just wanna spread it around a little! The rent is free!

[William]
In that case, I'll pay the rent!

[Junie Faye]
Thank you, Abby!

[Abby]
Well, my work here is done! So long, dearies!

[Spoken Stage Direction]
Abby leaves aboard the "Happiness Express"!