[Abigail von Schtarr]
There's only room for one diva in this town!

[Bill]
Look what you've done
Fiend!
Who are you??

[Narrator]
He pulls off the mask in anger - revealing Phantom Jitter's hideous face, with whiskers, striped fur, and pointy ears

[Bill]
My God, you're a- a cat! A cat of many colors!

[Phantom Jitter]
I was born like this
Deformed and scarred
My life has been very hard
Friskies in the morning
Hairball after lunch
Dogs chasing after me
But now all I do
Is sleep all day
'Cause I was neutered at the age of three!

(hisses)

I'm sorry, Junita

[Junita]
I forgive you
You're really an angelical cat...

[Bill]
(to the audience)
That was the spectacle
That was the show
Junita is dead now
So wnat do you know?

[Cast, except Junita]
Hey-sanna
Hosanna
Adios, amiga

[Narrator]
Junita, not quite dead yet, manages to sing her dying farewell

[Junita]
Did I have genius?
Never
Did I have greatness?
Never
But was I a commercial success?
Yes
Now and forever!

[Narrator]
She ascends into the stratosphere on the rising chandelier. The audience applauds the smoke machine