The Highwaymen (Folk)
Riddles
You like riddles?
(Yeah)
Good
Oh wow, oh wow
Riddles are a very old form of folk humor
For instance, uh
What lives in a barn and sees equally well out of either end?
A blind horse
The appropriate reaction for that is a nice healthy groan
Which should sort of sweep across the audience
What is large at the bottom, small at the top and has ears?
A mountain
Well, you've heard of mountaineers, haven't you?
*groans*
Yes, I think you've got it, yes