[Intro: BVDLVD]
Yo, now it's time I show you how the UK does this
What's the story, what's the story, Balamory

[Chorus: BVDLVD]
What's the story in Balamory?
I think I wanna know, yeah
Bro, just got done billin' the zoot
So lets fuckin' smoke, yeah
I might daan a jack
Yeah, I ram it down her fuckin throat, yeah
All this shit in my system
I think I’m on the ropes, yeah
Every day and every night
I start it off with blow, yeah
Every plane I see, I fly across the fucking globe, yeah
And if I'm in the fuckin' vid'
Expect a fuckin strobe, yeah
And if I'm in the pit
Expect a thousand fists to throw, yeah

[Verse 1: Quade PoundSign]
Yeah, Quade PoundSign, yeah, yeah
What’s the story? I guess I got morning glory again
It’s an oasis, daily basis man, I’m horny again
Luckily I wake up to kisses, sex and all the events
That lead up to me coming man, I'm Jason Bourne in the flesh
And fuck a Tory man, you bore me, take it all as offence
I take my bitch, I lick her face in front of an audience
And I’m all but gone in the head, one shot from falling I meant
But my views are sealed and solid
Like they been poured with cement
[Chorus: BVDLVD]
What's the story in Balamory?
I think I wanna know, yeah
Bro, just got done billin' the zoot
So lets fuckin' smoke, yeah
I might daan a jack
Yeah, I ram it down her fuckin throat, yeah
All this shit in my system
I think I’m on the ropes, yeah
Every day and every night
I start it off with blow, yeah
Every plane I see, I fly across the fucking globe, yeah
And if I'm in the fuckin' vid'
Expect a fuckin strobe, yeah
And if I'm in the pit
Expect a thousand fists to throw, yeah

[Verse 2: BVDLVD]
Switch, switch, two phones, that’s my business
Kiss, kiss from my bitch, that's my mistress
Hit list, watch this, that’s a fist, bitch
High-pitched shit when they see me vicious, suspicious, malicious
I might come and take ya only witness
And leave 'em skinless, I beat it senseless
Yeah, you jealous, yeah, your jealous
And you're also a twat
Now someone come and tell me if I’m not spittin' facts
[Chorus: BVDLVD]
What's the story in Balamory?
I think I wanna know, yeah
Bro, just got done billin' the zoot
So lets fuckin' smoke, yeah
I might daan a jack
Yeah, I ram it down her fuckin throat, yeah
All this shit in my system
I think I’m on the ropes, yeah
Every day and every night
I start it off with blow, yeah
Every plane I see, I fly across the fucking globe, yeah
And if I'm in the fuckin' vid
Expect a fuckin strobe, yeah
And if I'm in the pit
Expect a thousand fists to throw, yeah

[Outro: BVDLVD]
Yeah, man, let's go, gang shit, hold tight L.S