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My brain is empty
My heart is dead
Like I told you man like I said
All my sunshine is faded to black
Ain’t no bringin me back

Just a silly kid from Philly
Couldn’t really tell me nothin’
Starin’ at the ceiling
Bigger dreams of doing something
Then I got bit by a spider and a wolf and then a dragon
And I transformed to an asshole with the backbone of a salmon
You rubbed a bottle thinkin’ you gon’ get a genie
And you see me, a rapper with a pretty average weenie
Completely out of his noggin’ and waikiki
Ridin’ on this dolphin
And coughin’ up from this green leaf
You don’t know what to do
The ruckus crew is coming through
So buckle up, this truck is headed for anything but the truth
So Huey Lewis and the crew come on and sling the news
I’m in a pit of passion, do you think that you could cut me loose?
Or maybe tie the noose and be a good boy scout
You did it doggy, come on be a good boy now
The time has come and my train tripped off the track
Yo, I’m really sorry John there ain’t no bringin me back
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My super power's gettin dumped like I’m a fuckin Ex-man
Saw my heart had shrunk three sizes when they took the chest scan
Not the best man, more just like the guy on the couch
I’m the spawn of Oscar the Grouch and Minnie the Mouse
Yup, snot rotten, the most forgotten
Bottom feeder seeder greeter best proceed with caution
And I’m awesome, if it was opposite day
But it ain't, so I’ll vacate and find my own place inside this
Cyberspace and maybe just hibernate
But I’m lying, another one of my wonderful traits, ain't it great?
Life, love, the thrill of the chase the way I
Spit this shit like I got sick of the taste
But yo, Kevin's dead and what's left is no bueno
Showin no mercy just like captain insano
His career is down the pipes, might as well call him Draino
Hide ya kids, hide ya wife and especially ya halo

Kevin’s dead and what’s left is no bueno

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