Ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary passengers
Welcome to Vialsland
The year is 3019 and the local time is 10:20 AM
For your safety and comfort, please remain seated with your seatbelt fastened until your captain turns off the "fasten seatbelt" sign
We would like to remind you that Vialsland is a female supremacy and a safe-space for all living creatures
All non-allies will be promptly deported
For your indulgence, the tap water is alkalized at pH 10 and safe for consumption
Please be advised, this is a plant-based and plastic-free zone
And the fine for littering is one million Vials dollars
Passengers with limited mobility who require assistance are priority, and we would happy to assist you in deplaning prior to the rest of the cabin
On behalf of Vials Air and the entire crew, we would like to thank you for joining us on the Vials Odyssey
We offer flight services to all major destinations in the galaxy and we look forward to flying high with you again soon
We hope you enjoy your stay in Vialsland
For your fantasy is our reality