[Intro]
Yo
This song goes out to Sangey
(who is sangey your gay other half? Ha you well have a thing going on with him! Admit it! Sangey: No you bastard!)

I said turn that bloody music down!
Not going to revise every magimun yeah!
TURN IT DOWN! I...I never...had a curry like you before!
And I just lost you!
FUCK ME MAN. HEY HEY HEY
Less of the language yeah. I woke up in the middle of the night and I noticed that I wanted a curry!
So I phoned up the curry shop
(curry shop) asked for a curry (curry) and sent a delivery to me! It came about half past twelve (12:30pm BTW)
I paid for the curry it was five pounds (5 pounds)
What a rip off I must say (what a rip off)
Plus the man was gay who brought my curry (my curry) he brought my curry (brought my curry)
Don't be nasty (don't be nasty) Extra onion (extra onion) Jappatis (jappatis) a three piece of naan bread
(three piece of naan bread)
What can you do now (what can you do now) go back to bed! BACK TO BED YOU BASTARD! Spilt curry on curry on my top
So I put it straight into the washing machine
(washing machine) Didn't know it was a curry stain it was very sweaty (sweaty) it was orange too (orange stain)
Tryied wiping it off with a dish cloth
It would not work so I put it in the washer (the washer) it only got 50p (50p)
It was from netto. I like curry (like curry) where is my curry (where is my curry) my curry is freezing
(my curry is freezing) warm it up, warm it up you BASTARD!
Put it (put it) in the microwave you sweaty sod now (sweaty sod now) you son of a bitch (son of a bitch) [?]