[Verse 1]
When I was a child
I was quite normal, quite mild
Quite sane, quite happy and it's still the same
But now I've learned how to play the game
Well I met a French man, he gets what he wants
He shat on my head and then on my croissants
But when I'm right because I'm wrong
It's probably where it came from

[Verse 2]
We build a plantation
We grew ourselves some starvation
Now we're gonna build an aid station
Well, the irony's not lost in me
But I don't give a shit about irony, aha
Well, I don't care who it is
I'm gonna jizz
I'm gonna jizz (Oh)
I dont carе who you are
But if you're not far, then you'rе not far

[Chorus]
I was torn apart
By the shark infested waters
I was eaten by my friends
Now I'm drying in the sun, the lonely sun
I was eaten by my friends
Now I'm drying in the sun, the lonely sun (By my friends)
I was eaten by my- (friends)
Now I am the French man's son
I can see that love is just for fun
And I was eaten by my friends
Now I know that love is on the... run!
[Verse 3]
And every prick's tongue
Is just a little bit more slippery than the other one (the other one)
Loud as a ham, explain who I am
How does a man explain?
My body's in my bed, but my head is in my hands
Living with a lizard was a lot like living with him
My skin (My skin)
My silky skin (My silky skin)
Can fall in the streets and the skies that I live in
How does a ham explain who I am?
How does a man explain?

[Chorus]
But I was torn apart
By the shark infested waters, Argh!
I was eaten by my friends
I'm drying in the sun, the lonely sun (By my friends)
I was eaten by my friends
I'm drying in the sun, the lonely sun (By my friends)
I was eaten by my- (friends)
Now I am the French man's son
Oh, I can see that love is just for fun
And I was eaten by, I was eaten by, I was eaten by, I-wah-yah
Argh!
Argh!
Argh!
[Outro]
Hahaha