[Verse 1]
I had a dog named Archibald
The biggest dog in town
Him and this other dog named Bobby
They let a school girl drown

[Chorus]
Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
Lightning split my brain asunder

[Verse 2]
I saw my girl at the roller rink
Lip-locked with Henry Finn
He did a graceful spin in the air
He looked just like Fred Astaire

[Chorus]
Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
Lightning split my brain asunder

[Verse 3]
When I was a boy I wanted a shiny knife
And I wanted Betty to be my wife
Send for my fiddle, send for my dog
I'm going to live in a hollow log
[Chorus]
Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
Lightning split my brain asunder

[Verse 4]
They say that only 80 men
Own more than half the world
I had a dream they spread it around
I ended up in the mental ward

[Chorus]
Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
Green will split the soul asunder

[Verse 5]
Every time I try to organize
I turn around and my captain dies
They got machines that make machines
And those machines make more machines

[Chorus]
Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
Lightning split my brain asunder

[Verse 6]
Farewell to gravity
Farewell to pageantry
Farewell to savagery
And to your majesty
[Chorus]
Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
Greed will split the world asunder

Plunder, plunder, rain and thunder
Lightning split my brain asunder