[EpicLLOYD]
Yooooooo!
Lately everybody's offering me different stuff
Like the stuff we always drunk wasn't still good enough
But on me it's a waste
I ain't changing my ways
Cause the older I get the worse everything tastes 'cept cheap beer

Cheap (repeat as needed)

I don't give a Schlitz 'bout your fancy Ambers or Whits
Grabs a Pabst in my hand and go Hamms on that shit
Tecate sweet agave
Hard working Mexican amigo like the guy who paves your driveway
Stumble all around like aKEystone cop
Tumble down Busch Mountain i'm a Rolling Rock
I got Milwaukee's Best beats
You can bet I'm a beast
Riddle me with Silver Bullets Michelobos at ease
From Cheap Beer!

Cheap Beer (repeat as enjoyed)

You know you want it! Bud Lite
You know you need it! Miller Lite
You know you crave it! Natty Lite
You know you love it! Yeungling!

If you're too uptight to pop anything twist top
Then you and me got nothing in common about which to talk
Nobody Fosters that kinda attitude in here
This is cheap mate...American for beer
Ask my friends, they'll tell you what my preferences are
I own the bar still drink PBR
So if you feel the same way let me know that you're here
Raise your plastic cups up and say cheers for cheap beer!
Like Cheers! For Cheap Beer