(Verse 1)
Please mom
What do I have to do
I didn't fuck him it's not true
Itay's just a friend you knew
Why does homosexuality have to be taboo
Even if I put it up his butt
Just know mom I did not nut
That means I'm not a faggot
I promise that I am not gay
Don't care what they all say

(Hook)
Cuz I'm not gay
Cuz I'm not gay
Cuz I'm not gay
Cuz I'm not gay

(Verse 2)
Mom just because you heard rumors
Doesn't mean that have brain tumors
It's not small I'm just a late bloomer
I do coke which means I'm a drug user
Yeah
I took her on a double date
How was I supposed to know she was eight
I'm sure all of you can with me relate
Got arrested and that's why I'm late
Mom

(Outro)
For supper
For supper