[Intro]
Aye bruh fuck youtube
Out here demonitizin' my shit
And fuck net neutrality
I'm already payin' for this pornhub premium shit
Now I gotta pay for this yuh
Where the fuck my jergens at I needa take the edge off

[Chorus]
Pull up to my bedroom, beat my dick
Pull up the bathroom, beat my dick
Pull up to the classroom, beat my dick
If I'm Chris brown then Rihanna is my dick
Pull up to my bedroom, beat my dick
Pull up the bathroom, beat my dick
Pull up to the classroom, beat my dick
If I'm Chris brown then Rihanna is my dick
Pull up to my bedroom, beat my dick
Pull up the bathroom, beat my dick
Pull up to the classroom, beat my dick
If I'm Chris brown then Rihanna is my dick
Pull up to my bedroom, beat my dick
Pull up the bathroom, beat my dick
Pull up to the classroom, beat my dick
If I'm Chris brown then Rihanna is my dick

[Verse 1]
I pull out my dick an I beat it in public
I swear this shit real, yeah you know I ain't frontin'
Yo bitch hit me up wanna give me that suckin'
I turn that hoe down cus' I'd rather be pumpin'
Shouts out the homeboy lil cock he stay pumpin'
When thotties come out he gon' fade out like nothin'
You see me on pornhub best know that I'm huntin'
Back flip when I nut so I call that shit stuntin'

[Chorus]
Pull up to my bedroom, beat my dick
Pull up the bathroom, beat my dick
Pull up to the classroom, beat my dick
If I'm Chris brown then Rihanna is my dick
Pull up to my bedroom, beat my dick
Pull up the bathroom, beat my dick
Pull up to the classroom, beat my dick
If I'm Chris brown then Rihanna is my dick
Pull up to my bedroom, beat my dick
Pull up the bathroom, beat my dick
Pull up to the classroom, beat my dick
If I'm Chris brown then Rihanna is my dick
Pull up to my bedroom, beat my dick
Pull up the bathroom, beat my dick
Pull up to the classroom, beat my dick
If I'm Chris brown then Rihanna is my dick

[Verse 2]
I control my woody like a puppeteer, Jipetto
To a thicc blonde milf booty jiggle like it's jello
I don't fuck with loli bitches ain't no motherfuckin pedo
But I fuck with hentai bitch cus my favorite color's yellow
Fleshlight, pocket pussy, pack it like a rello
Late night, gettin' messy, clean it with my pillow
It's the dick beat Olympics so I got a gold medal
And I only fuck with jergens I will never ever settle

[Chorus]
Pull up to my bedroom, beat my dick
Pull up the bathroom, beat my dick
Pull up to the classroom, beat my dick
If I'm Chris brown then Rihanna is my dick
Pull up to my bedroom, beat my dick
Pull up the bathroom, beat my dick
Pull up to the classroom, beat my dick
If I'm Chris brown then Rihanna is my dick
Pull up to my bedroom, beat my dick
Pull up the bathroom, beat my dick
Pull up to the classroom, beat my dick
If I'm Chris brown then Rihanna is my dick
Pull up to my bedroom, beat my dick
Pull up the bathroom, beat my dick
Pull up to the classroom, beat my dick
If I'm Chris brown then Rihanna is my dick

[Outro]
Hey shouts out to Alexis Texas, she the GOAT
Shouts out Annika Albright
Shouts out Dana Vengetta
Uh, keep doin' what you do