I met this girl, and, she's just great
This girl I just adore
The problem is: she has much more than I had bargained for

She's got that style
She's got that smile
She's got the walk
She's got the talk
She's got that zing, there's just one thing...

She's got a penis

She's got that flare
Know's what to wear
She's got that face
That girlish grace
She's got pizzazz
Too bad she has a penis

"Now, there's always some failure, always some flaw,"
Ain't that what they call Murphy's Law?
But male genitalia - that's where I draw the line
Besides...

Her's is bigger than mine

My life's a mess, cause under that dress shes got a:

P-E-N-I-S, yes!