[Verse 1]
This one time I came to Skingrad
I was tired and feeling down
Then my friend told me that Salmo
Has the best sweetrolls in town
So I went to try the sweetrolls
Got my best shirt ironed out
Then I took one bite, and by the Divines
I felt just like the Count

[Chorus]
I could eat sweetrolls all my life
That’d be fine with me
I could eat sweetrolls all my life
That’d be fine with me

[Post-Chorus]
That’d be fine with me
That’d be fine with me

[Verse 2]
So I bought a house in Skingrad
Cause I thought that now’s the time
With a belly full of sweetrolls
I decided to retire
I could die for Salmo’s baking
I could live outside his door
I could smell the sweetrolls anywhere
Brother, please, may I have some more?

[Chorus]
I could eat sweetrolls all my life
That’d be fine with me
I could eat sweetrolls all my life
That’d be fine with me

[Post-Chorus]
That’d be fine with me
That’d be fine with me

[Chorus]
I could eat sweetrolls all my life
That’d be fine with me
I could eat sweetrolls all my life
That’d be fine with me

[Post-Chorus]
That’d be fine with me
That’d be fine with me