[Intro: PewDiePie]
T-Series! (Yeah)
It's your big day! (Woo!)
Incredible job!
I know we had our differences
But today
I just wanna tell you!

[Verse 1: PewDiePie]
A congratulations to your corporation
Guess to beat one Swedish boy
You need a billion Asians
Yeah you did it, very nice
And all it took
Was a massive corporate entity with every song in Bollywood
Now you're at number one
Hope you did nothing wrong, like
Starting your business by selling pirated songs!
Oops, didn't think we'd see?
It's right there on Wikipedia
Get used to your past being held against you by the media!
I'm sure right now there's nothing that you're doing that's illegal, yeah
I'm certain that you haven't had collusions with the Mafia!
For legal reasons that's a joke
For legal reasons that's a joke
For serious, Indian Mafia, please don't kill me, that's a joke!
[Pre-Chorus: PewDiePie]
India, I'm sorry 'bout the memes, you're the best!
I love my Indian bros
From Bombay to Bangladesh!
I'll take on all the world for you, I'm a heavy hitter
'Bout to cause a genocide so you can call me--

[Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie]
A congratulations
It's a celebration!
Party all day, I know you've been waitin'!
A congratulations
It's a celebration!
I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing!
Congratulations
Congratulations (It's your big day!)
Congratulations
Congratulations (Such a big day!)

[Verse 2: PewDiePie & Boyinaband]
I got a letter in the post
Hmm, what is this? (Hmm)
T-Series saying cease and desist!
Had a problem with me telling them to hold their defecation
But, let me educate you silly
That's not defamation!
T-Series can eat a dick! (Still not defamation!)
Suck my fucking Swedish meatballs! (Still not defamation, yum!)
Did you know that Indians are poo-poo in their brains?
That's a blatant racist lie
Yeah, but still not defamation! (Woo!)
India got YouTube figured out, that's sick son
How 'bout next you figure how to fix the caste system? (Oof!)
Maybe all those ads will solve your crippling poverty
But looking at T-Series' past
I'm guessing not probably
But nevermind the poor people
We're just here to party
Just here to pop some bottles with the 9 Year Old Army!
Non-Alcoholic 'cause I had a real problem
But we still out here living like we 'bout to Kamikaze!
[Bridge: PewDiePie]
So this is it
Thanks for sticking with my channel
Ever since I was a nobody
Screaming at barrels
Yeah, this is it, its been an adventure
It's the end of the reign of Felix Arvid Ulf Kjellberg
Through all the change and controversy, you've been by my side
There's no army in the world I would rather give me watch time
It's been a wild ride, so while I can still be heard
Here's one last brofist
From the #1 in the world

[Chorus: Roomie & PewDiePie]
A congratulations
It's a celebration, party all day
I know you've been waitin'!
A congratulations
It's a celebration, I just wanna tell you that I think that you're amazing!
Congratulations
Congratulations
Congratulations (It's your big day!)
Congratulations! (How fucking lit?)
Such a big day!

[Outro: PewDiePie]
Congratulations, T-Series!
You did it!
Yatta desu ne!
Hope that "MeToo" stuff doesn't severely affect your bottom line!