[Verse 1]
I feel funny
Feel like somebody stuffed me with something sweet
I feel like a cardboard dummy on a string
I feel dizzy
Feel like the world is spinning
Feel like no one will miss me, take a swing

[Chorus]
I'm full of sugar, I'm full of niceties
I'm full of shit
Go get the kids, hit me with sticks
I'll spill my guts on the green, green grass
And you'll see how it is

[Verse 2]
I feel guilty
Feel it so much, it's silly
Feel like somebody built me out of straw
And I feel toxic
Feel like somebody's watchin'
Feel like I'm out of options, take a draw

[Chorus]
I'm full of sugar, I'm full of apologies
I'm full of shit
Go get the kids, hit me with sticks
I'll spill my guts on the green, green grass
And you'll see how it is
[Bridge]
It's always the end of the party too soon
It's always too good to be true
It's only exciting for a moment or two
Then it's broken and open and empty
As an old birthday balloon

[Outro]
I feel stupid
I feel completely useless
Feel what once was amusing has lost its fun