[INTRO]
Oh I remember now! Doctor Satan! God Damn it everybody got to know Doctor Satan we'll you know what i'm gonna do about it, I'm gonna do you a favor, I'm gonna let you meet the old bastard!
[Verse 1]
Welcome come in to my office auditorium
They call me raps Doctor Kevorkian
I fry my patients to death like a crematorium
Can't you smell the euphoria
It's my way or the highway
No hope for rap without ole' nalyd, I leave the skies gray
No sleep, All grind hey off the norm schedule
It's Opposite Day
Look forward to my verse like its friday
My play or die in the fiery flame
Meet your last end with three letters that read F-I-N
Only man who understands that is Canadian and he's chewing ya twat like its bacon
When I spit its despicable, Believe what you want
I'll just keep flowing with a front and a smile an make you think I'm faking
Shaken the foundation, formed a whisper in the wind
Go back and forth with a spin then smack you in the face with it again
I'm in it for the win because in my book losing is a sin
I write my prescription with the blood from the pen
It's kill or be killed
Pay or be billed
Murder who you hate
Duplicate a demon seed with me and develop Satan jr. in your belly for a nine month build
Imma start a guild and defeat them all with two lyrical fists and a beat for the shield
If you try to put me on the yield
You might find yourself in a ditch
The blood mixed with the dirt develops and itch
I'm gonna hitch a ride from Farmer John
Go into his barn
Come back with a ballsack of yarn
It seems like it could do no harm
But once I get an opportunity I'm gonna stomp out every ounce of life in the yard
Scarred beaten and bruised never been a victim of the stitches
Who is you?
Apparently another dead statistic added to the Kenny's,Johnny's,Nick's,Mike's & Mitch's
I can't find a shovel, All I got is a ho for these bitches
I'm cringing from the fiction
I never thought I would become the assassin I became
I guess once you go insane
You never return again
This has never happened before
Never do my patients survive
I like being inside the music
It's moments like this where I strive
Why you still listening
The anesthetic placed in your drink should have you sleeping soundly
Profoundly capable why you think I get a P.H.D
Close your eyes once more and it's the dead you'll forever see Ah
[Hook]
[Verse 2]
Nalyd stands for Never Assume Losing Yesterday's Done
Which means if I lose I'm just gonna come back harder than before
Do whatever it takes, Alert the morgue, Start a fucking war
Call their favorite cunt a whore
Let me' know I came to start a storm
I'm pissing on all y'all
Cause when it rains it fucking pours
Let them sour and they spirits torn
Nothing stings worse than when I'm scorned
His flow sucks, I don't give a fuck if you hate me
No matter of gender
Ain't got no time to be hindered its Kanye West Virginia
White trashin', clashing with rapid annoyance like a fiddler
Yeah they refer to me as The Riddler
Brain distorted watch me cram em' and mesh em'
Puzzled guessing tell em' there blessings they can't recall such an occurrence
Blast them so hard memories are left in a blurence
Pussies get to purr-ence like my kitty cat Kix
Kix, she spits you out like a hair ball so furry
Blurry, they can't spell out déjà vu
I used to care when they seen me and asked who
But with time I've realized no matter how cool
I am they would never understand that I'm the best there ever will be
Damn, I slam your jelly, your marmalade and ya jam
Ah
[Hook]
[Verse 3]
Damn, Am I not who they want to be the face of music
Well suck me I might as well abuse it
Stick the enema right in a critics asshole and fuse it
All this talent but nobody cares if I use it
I'd tell them to suck my dick but they wouldn't even notice the zipper
The flow is sicker and sicker
The feeling is jipper plus the album is on the never ending grind of a stripper
Everyone is striking atleast once like its lightning
I'm God, speaking to you in the flesh it's so enlightening
The frightening timing on the mic
Why can't any of the other mindless sheep she the light
Why am I not any good, I must have got bum rushed in the head
Me sneak dissing on somebody is like the dead killing the dead
Girl better give me head or it's off with hers
Preferred you will always be mind for oral stimulation
Dead dick in the building mister foreskin inflation
I don't need blunts, I'm blazing in your face and
Choking these cunts on my castration representation I'm Nalyd Ecitsuj
I don't need justification
Decapatation from ignorant teen work team masturbation
Hazing all the fucks, They said I should be outed
Fuck your girl in the ass, watch me as I mount it
Don't cry or weep and start pout in'
Make her come in fifteen seconds, record that shit and tout it
I am hip-hop, extra extra read all about it
Knocked out bitch
Always knew that nurse would be a snitch
Psychiatric hospital switch
Grab the emergency mallet
Fuck off with courtesy
Sincerely yours, Love Doctor Nalyd
[Hook]
[Outro]
It's all true, The Boogeyman is real and you found him