It was a shame we had to put him down
But you see, he was causing me frustration
I went to the big house and cried to the big dogs
Please don't put him under registration
I'm dying in a seaside second-hand flat
With a liar and a drunken
They pretend that I am stupid
They call me Mr. Martin
And I find it so exhausting
'Til then it doesn't help me one bit
If your sleep is covered with kisses
I'd lost a stone in [?] prevention
I've got miraculous droves of fishes
I found a YouTube channel
Called Bart Hero
Bart Hero posts tеn minute clips of the Simpsons
And is therеfore algorithmically inclined to my most addictive propensities
Bart Hero typically titles his video by theme proceeded by best moments
For example, best moments, deformation
Sometimes, however, Bart Hero titles his videos referring to characters with obscure personal pronouns
Such as, Her First Day at School or
Appears on Another Planet or
The request is meaningless
To quote three further video titles
Two degrees warming has nothing on [?] stripped of it's sun and loads like rock pools
Strokes of the clock like the chimes of a leather bell
Christ was a teacher in a private school
If you hear the sound of a terrified face then give me your ear for the company directive
I've got a fist that's spoiling for space
And when I'm in love I get protective