[Verse]
Your hubby's quite the little pushover
Does he ask you to push him over in bed?
And did you hear about that robbery?
He looked so fishy when I saw him at the supermarket
And Martha still won't join the PTA
I mean like, don't you even care about your kids?
You can't trust the local dermatologist
(He really overdid her fillers)

[Chorus]
She oughta see my guy, guy, guy, guy
(Why did [?]) My guy
(Why did [?]) Guy
(Why did [?]) Guy
(Why did [?]) Guy

[Outro]
You'll always be my guy, guy, guy, guy