[Intro]
Please hold on

[Verse]
What?
Oh oh, something 'bout this gets me excited
I can't define it, you
Something 'bout this gets me excited
I can't define it, you
Something 'bout this gets me excited
I can't define it, you
Something 'bout this gets me excited
I can't define it, lipstick

[Bridge]
What?
Lipstick
Something 'bout this gets me excited, you
Something 'bout this gets me excited, you
Something 'bout this gets me excited, you
Something 'bout this gets me excited
I can't define it, lips—what?

[Interlude 1: Sample in unknown language and underscores]
[?]
[?]
'bout thi- thi- this- lipsti-
[Scratched: Sample in Japanese]
[?]
そこだ、そこの女
その三味線聞いてみてもらうか
[Poor shamisen playing]
ええ？

[Interlude 2: Announcer]
*cheering*

Wanted to make sure that was happening
Alright, our final performer, you may know him from a Soundcloud account called underscores
*cheering*
Here to perform his latest whoop whoop for a school project, his name is ***********!
*cheering*

[Spoken Interlude: underscores]
Right now I'm going to play a song called, uh, "good morning," which is unreleased right now
*cheering*
*good morning plays*

[Outro: Various Voices]
What the fuck?
You can't be fucking serious
In front of everybody, I can't fucking believe it
Oh god, what the fuck is that noise? *beep noise plays*
Shit, shit, shit!