[Verse 1: Henson Popa]
Catch a ride from a man who thinks he knows you
Get him towel-dried 'cause you came prepared
[?] from the snacks you share on your way to teach the joys of baking

[Verse 2: Ho Bobby]
My mama says my friends are lame and I just go like "Huh?"
What you guys know 'bout making friends when your lives make me "Huh?"

[Verse 3: Underscores]
Such wise words for a psychology major
5 AM, gonna wake up my neighbors
That's a lot of meaningless teenage love you're making

[Verse 4: Henson Popa]
Say our love is cool, for [?]
[?] probably should've known [?]
If that's [?] you could say I am the luckiest one in town, town
[?] in which we had to fall apart
You're the one I [?] all that I could ever want
I hope I'm never mean enough to drive away because of that frown

Ahhh!
(Fuck!)

[Interlude]
Put some pumpkin pie on my fuckin' plate, Devon
Wipe the whipped cream clean off my face, Devon (Ugh)
Sorry, got my crumbs all around your place (Yuh, there's [?] all over the floor)
Devon, Devon, Devon, Devon (Fuck)
Devon, Devon, Devon, Devon
Devon, Devon, Devon, Devon (There's [?] all over the floor)
There's [?] all over the floor
There's [?] all over the floo-

[Outro]
Stop it
Stop
No, stop
Cut it out
Stop, you- you're weird
Stop it
You're being so silly!
Just stop right now
Stop, stop it
Guys, break it up! You're tearing us apart!
Ahhh!