[Verse 1: Tami Neilson]
Sure then, why not?
I'll take a whiskey on the rocks
The price of a good time
These days, ain't a lot
Yes, I'm here alone
No, I don't want you to telephone
You can't have my number
But you can take me home

[Chorus: Tami Neilson]
You don't ask and I won't lie
You can leave and I won't cry
'Cause I don't want a ring of gold
Don't wanna be a Mrs
All that I want is your whiskey and kisses

[Verse 2: Ben Woolley]
I'll buy another round
Watch some other clown take you home
I'm only here 'cause you don't wanna be alone
Why can't you believe
What was once you and me?
It's a shame, no one to blame
It's just the way that it goes
[Chorus: Ben Woolley]
You don't ask, no I won't lie
You don't leave so I won't cry
But you can keep that ring of gold
'Cause part of me wishes
That you wanted something more
Than just whiskey and kisses

[Chorus: Tami Neilson, Ben Woolley & both]
Don't ask, don't lie
Don't leave, don't cry
'Cause I don't want your ring of gold
But the heart of me wishes
That you wanted something more than just whiskey and kisses
All that I want is your whiskey and kisses