[Verse 1]

My walk home from the grocery store
Takes me past my favorite court house doors
There's crowds of hungry people everywhere
But that's alright, I brought enough to share!

[Chorus]
Please officer, you gotta believe me, it's soup for my family!
No I ain't no crook, I ain't no vandal
Just pourin' one out from a can of Campbells

[Verse 2]

No I ain't no part of no organization
It's just a perfect summer night for some celebration
You brought the ribs, I brought a can of clam chowder
Let's roast these piggies and sing together!

[Chorus]
Pleasе officer, you gotta believе me, it's soup for my family!
No I ain't no crook, I ain't no vandal
Just pourin' one out from a can of Campbells

[Verse 3]
Now anytime that I'm feeling lonely
I just head into the street with some minestrone
If this thankless job has made your heart grow cold
I got some chicken soup for your fascist soul

[Chorus]

Please officer, you gotta believe me, it's soup for my family!
No I ain't no crook, I ain't no vandal
Just pourin' one out from a can of Campbells

Please officer, you gotta believe me, it's soup for my family!
No I ain't no crook, I ain't no vandal
Just pourin' one out from a can of Campbells

Please officer, you gotta believe me, it's soup for my family!
No I ain't no crook, I ain't no vandal
Just pourin' one out from a can of Campbells