My walk home from the grocery store
Takes me past my favorite court house doors
There's crowds of hungry people everywhere
But that's alright, i brought enough to share!

Please officer, you gotta believe me, it's soup for my family!
No i ain't no crook, i ain't no vandal
Just pourin' one out from a can of campbells

No i ain't no part of no organization
It's just a perfect summer night for some celebration
You brought the ribs, i brought a can of clam chowder
Let's roast these piggies and sing together!

Pleasе officer, you gotta believе me, it's soup for my family!
No i ain't no crook, i ain't no vandal
Just pourin' one out from a can of campbells

Now anytime that i'm feeling lonely
I just head into the street with some minestrone
If this thankless job has made your heart grow cold
I got some chicken soup for your fascist soul

Please officer, you gotta believe me, it's soup for my family!
No i ain't no crook, i ain't no vandal
Just pourin' one out from a can of campbells
Please officer, you gotta believe me, it's soup for my family!
No i ain't no crook, i ain't no vandal
Just pourin' one out from a can of campbells

Please officer, you gotta believe me, it's soup for my family!
No i ain't no crook, i ain't no vandal
Just pourin' one out from a can of campbells