[Verse 1]
I guess I blew up suddenly, just like the bromance flicks
Now everybody's lining up to hear the Pollack spit
'Cause I'm a rap-immigrant, with a flow as vicious
As addiction, Barney Gumble sucking Duffman's dick
Rejecting love, screaming fuck Paris
Reject authority like Tony screaming fuck Harris
Don't call me fat, I've had enough GLADoS
And after what Aperture did, really fuck science
This was a triumph, had enough trying
When I explode you're gonna see some fucking trucks flying
This is what I have in store, you are wishing to buy it
I don't reveal my tricks, though like The Magician's alliance
Got that long-ball-Jew Larry David flow
Pretty, pretty good, you don't need to rate me, though
'Cause I'm not ratable, what the hell you take me for?
Need I say more? I reign supreme, BB, 1984
Pay me more, give me a hand, rather than
Telling me there is always money in the banana stand
I nag a ram with the massivest anagram
I'm madder than the Mad Hatter smoking the fattest gram
I splatter them, like the evil young Padawan
Named Anakin, betraying all the men who were proud of him
Kenobi was his brother, but he ended up stabbing him
Shit, I went off topic, I'll come back with a brag again
Got balls like the Tatooine suns, my eyes red like the sword master Anakin swung
I'll put a blaster in your mouth, then I'll blaster the fuck
Out of your guts, leave you looking just like Jabba the Hut
Father these rhymes like a mad cunt, dad of the month
Say what you want about Anakin, but his parenting sucks
It doesn't help his kids were, almost planning to fuck
Until Solo came and showed, what the Falcon is up
Big Lebowski and Charles Bukowski
Are the reasons I'm not angry, when you call me Kowalski
Motherfucker, you can't stop me, from tearing up Wall Street
After I stop knocking I am, entering balls deep
Fake fucks, Ralph Cifarettos
I'd like to take you on a boat ride like Fredo
Ask the Titanic people 'cause I bet they know
If that motherfucking night water really is frosty
Come to class, make it really embarrassing
For the teacher when I laugh, 'cause he's preaching a fallacy
Go ahead and plant a seed, see it reaching the tallest tree
And so every time you speak your breathing a part of me
But I didn't plant the seed, for you leaches to harvest me
Now my words are getting sweet, they are squeezing my arteries
And my inner lyricist, he is singing the harmony
While my inner demon screams, but he seems like a part of me
Yes, I'm mean, there's a reason I gotta be:
'Cause it seems the happy people, had a freaking lobotomy
I stay psychotic, like the freaking economy
Just living. Not a single fuck given