[Verse 1: Mike, Duddy]
Ayo, pops, wanna play this game?
Nah, thanks, kid, that looks lame
Nah, I promise it's really cool
Yeah, right, that looks old-school
No, try it, you might like it
Alright, don’t get so excited
Answer the question
This looks easy
Wait for the next one
Graphics are cheesy
Wait, I can't read, what's so funny?
Oh, nothing, but you need to start runnin’ (Why?)
He's coming
Who's coming, what do you mean?
Dad, meet Baldi (Ahh!)

[Refrain: Duddy]
Granny hit you with a bat (That's Gurkey)
Neighbor get you with a trap (That's Gurkey)
Baldi hit you if your math ain't working
When you hear the clap, run fast like a turkey

[Chorus: Duddy]
I'm a Gurkey Turkey (Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey)
I'm a Gurkey Turkey (Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey)
[Verse 2: Mike, Duddy, Neighbor]
So, you wanna try another one?
Yeah, that was kinda fun
What’s up next?
Your pants look wet
Oops, yep, I’ll be back real quick
Alright, what we gon' play, gamer?
It’s a game called "Hello Neighbor"
Walk in his house, get to the basement
But watch out, the grouch is waiting
I just gotta open a door and be sneaky?
I see a keycard, geez, how easy
Oh, wait, what? Ugh, yuck, I'm stuck
Is this glue? Ooh, ahh, who's that nut?
What? Hello Neighbor!
Hey, I mean, ahh
Why in the halls are all these bear traps?
I'm gonna call my mom or my dad
I’m scared again and my pants are all wet
Hmm, maybe we should take a break
No thanks, I'm great, okay?
I'm not mistaken, I know I can make it
See, I did it (Get out of my basement, ahh)

[Refrain: Duddy]
Granny hit you with a bat (That's Gurkey)
Neighbor get you with a trap (That's Gurkey)
Baldi hit you if your math ain't working
When you hear the clap, run fast like a turkey
[Chorus: Duddy]
I'm a Gurkey Turkey (Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey)
I'm a Gurkey Turkey (Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey)

[Verse 3: Mike, Duddy, Bendy]
This next one might get you messy (Why?)
'Cause we're playing Bendy (Oh)
So what's that mean?
I forgot to tell you 'bout the Ink Machine
It's spawning faulty creatures and a heap of ink that seeks to keep from being extinct
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, what the poop?
Is that bacon soup? (Are you listening?)
Yeah, without a doubt, it's like Mickey Mouse
Woah, it's getting dark, what's this about?
How do I get out? What's that sound?
Ha Ow I've got you now

[Bridge: Duddy]
Boris cut in half (That's Gurkey)
Freddy jump you in FNAF (That's Gurkey)
Slendrina, I don't mean to be mean or nothin'
But I'm not lovin' your face, it's Gurkey

[Chorus: Duddy]
I'm a Gurkey Turkey (Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey)
I'm a Gurkey Turkey (Gurkey Turkey, Gurkey Turkey)
[Outro: Duddy]
Gurkey, Gurkey Turkey