[Intro: Sumit Singh Bantai]
Emiway bachkana chalde ganda tera gana khotaye bantai bantai karke ye bachkana banta shaana
(Ohh ohh ohh man! this was fucking lit man]

Emiway Bantai!
Maloom hai na?
Nahi maloom hai to sun
Sun-Sun-Ha

[Chorus]
Kadak ban, mat ban tu dhokla
Sirf pateli tu maarta hai andar se khokhla
Baat cheet se baat kam sidha paisa rokla
Tu tripla bithata main chalata beta chokla

Kadak ban, mat ban tu dhokla
Sirf pateli tu maarta hai andar se khokhla
Baat cheet se baat kam sidha paisa rokla
Tu tripla bithata main chalata beta chokla

[Verse 1]
Zhopla, To chhote uth ja tu fat fat
Zindigi ke raaste mein money ka hai latt latt
Galat koi karta hai to koi nahi kahta mat mat
Sab khus hai is dharti mein main chadhta chhat chal
[Chorus]
Kadak ban, mat ban tu dhokla
Sirf pateli tu maarta hai andar se khokhla
Baat cheet se baat kam sidha paisa rokla
Tu tripla bithata main chalata beta chokla

[Verse 2]
Haa!
Yahin jeena hai
Yahin marna hai
Har eak ko, eak na eak din upar jaana hai
Dil me khot rakh ke chhote pyaar kyun dikhaana hai
Har kisi ko yahaan pe mudde kamaana hai
Haan!
Isi mein fans chuka hai sab kuch
Paisa na hota beta sab hote the bohot khush
Bohot kuch, Dekha maine logon ko badalte
Door jo khade hai wo kal ko, mere bagal the
Baat meri dil mein nahi usko le akal pe
Mehnat dikhega tujhe saaf mere sakaal pe
Khud ka kuch kar dusre ka naa kar nakal be
Tu sahi hai teri zindigi mein agar hasi tere sakal pe

[Chorus]
Kadak ban, mat ban tu dhokla
Sirf pateli tu maarta hai andar se khokhla
Baat cheet se baat kam sidha paisa rokla
Tu tripla bithata main chalata beta chokla
[Verse 3]
Jitna bhi dard aave sab kuch mein dil kholke sehta
Main apne mein khus, main apne mein rahta
Zara gaur to farmaa, kya kar raha hai tera beta
Apne kamaai ka kisi ko main khaane nahi deta
Mere raaste mein kisi ko main aane nahi deta
Meri soch hai suljheli main samjhane nahi deta
Kitne saare companies ko main gaane nahi deta
Mere gaane karte khush sabko
Taarak mehta ka olta chashmaa
Soch meri degi tujhe ulta sadmaa
Chal kar mukaddama
Kyunki sach mere saar mein
Tu jhooth bole daar mein
Bharosa mujhe khud pe
Udunga bina paar main
(Ohh Meme)