[Verse 1]
Triple Layer Nachos
Double Decker Taco
Crunchwrap Supreme
My health is declining
Doritos Socos Tacos
Cup of Water
Pintos N Cheese
Black Beans
Cheesy Roll Up
Grande Scrambler
Quesarito
Bean Burrito

[Chorus]
This is why I’m concerned I won’t live past 30
I mean I love it a lot but my arteries are hurting
So bad

[Verse 2]
7-Layer Burrito
Black Bean Burrito
Seasoned Rice
Nacho Fries
Hash Browns
Sausage Flatbread
Someone please hit me in the head
Orange Cream Pop Freeze
Grande Meal
Fountain Drink
Soft Taco
Crunchy Taco
Chicken Taco
Breakfast Taco
All the tacos
[Chorus]
This is why I’m concerned I won’t live past 30
I mean I love it a lot but my arteries are hurting
So bad

[Verse 3]
Cheesy Gordita Crunch
Chalupa Supreme
Everybody make way
‘Cause Taco Bell’s a king
Supreme Variety Taco Party Pack
Fiesta Taco Salad
MexiMelt
Mexican Pizza
Ohhh, oh, oh-oh
Ouch

[Bridge]
And now, because the TB menu is one thick legend
And it has a lot of things on it
The ting is, it’s very hard for me to fit all of them in just one song, so now...
This is the part where I sing the rest of the items
Very, very...
Very, very, very, very, very, very fast
Cinnabon Delights
Mini Skillet Bowl
Cheesy Bean and Rice Burrito
Spicy Tostada
Cheese Quesadilla
Power Menu Burrito
Power Menu Bowl
Mountain Dew Baja Blast
Orange Juice
Cheesy Fiesta Potatoes
Chips and Nacho Cheese Sauce
Chips and Guacamole
Chips and Pico De Gallo
Cinnamon Twists
Spicy Potato Soft Taco
Caramel Apple Empanada
Beefy Fritos Burrito
Steak Rattlesnake Fries
Nacho Fries Supreme
Steak Rattlesnake Fries Burrito
Chicken Quesadilla
Shredded Chicken Mini Quesadilla
OMG, it’s a baby quesadilla
Steak Quesadilla
Shredded Chicken Burrito
Beefy 5-Layer Burrito
Because 4 layers aren’t enough
Chipotle Chicken Loaded Griller
Beefy Nacho Griller
Cheesy Potato Griller
Burrito Supreme
Grilled Steak Soft Taco
Spicy Potato Soft Taco
Gordita Supreme
Spicy Tostada
Grilled Breakfast Burrito Fiesta Potato
Breakfast Crunchwrap
Breakfast Quesadilla
Double XL Grilled Stuft Burrito
And then last but not least...
Nachos BellGrande
Nachos BellGrande
Nachos BellGrande
[Chorus]
This is why I’m concerned I won’t live past 30
I mean I love it a lot but my arteries are hurting
So bad

[Outro]
Mad lads
I’m mad
But mostly sad
‘Cause I’m always sad
And I hate that my coping mechanism is singing the entire Taco Bell menu