I know that I'm perfect, I know that I'm hot
I know that you love me 'cause how could you not?
And I love you back, just not quite as much
'Cause I love myself more than anyone
I'm also very humble and extremely well-dressed
Sometimes I let people stand in my presence so they can be blessed
And I will love you 'til the day that I die
Except, I will never die because perfect people don't die
And I think you're beautiful, but not as pretty as me
That's hard to come by, in fact, it's impossible to come by
No one should even try, 'cause I'm the prettiest person alive
And I know that I love you, and you should consider yourself lucky
'Cause you'll never find nobody better than me
Yes, you should consider yourself lucky, 'cause you'll never find nobody better than me
Nobody out there's better than me
You're so very, very, very lucky
Woah, woah, ah, ah
I have so much soul and a very kind heart
The fact that you want me means that you're smart
'Cause only smart people want me and if you don't want me, you're probably dumb
I'm not exaggerating, everybody wants me
So you might have to get in a couple fights to keep me, baby
And I think you're beautiful, but not as pretty as me
That's hard to come by, in fact, it's impossible to come by
No one should even try, 'cause I'm the prettiest person alive
And I know that I love you, and you should consider yourself lucky
'Cause you'll never find nobody better than me
No, nobody out there's better than me
You're so very, very, very lucky
And I know that I love you, and you should consider yourself lucky
'Cause you'll never find nobody better than me
No, nobody out there's better than me
You're so very, very, very lucky
Woah, woah, ah, ah
No, nobody out there's better than me
No, nobody out there's better than me
No, nobody out there's better than me
No, nobody out there's better than me
And I know that I love you
Woah, woah, ah, ah