[Intro]
I wrote a song about how to make cereal the right way because I think it's important that people know, and I don't want there to be confusion on this complicated subject. So here's how to make cereal

[Verse 1]
Step one, you're gonna get out a bowl
Step two, you pour the milk into the bowl
It might be a little controversial
But you're definitely gonna pour the milk first-

[Interlude]
Wait a second, no, cereal goes before the milk. Nah, I don't think so, but I'll change it just to appeasе you. Good. Okay

[Verse 2]
Step one, you're gonna pour thе cereal
Step two, you're gonna get out a bowl

[Interlude]
Hold on, no. You still have to get out the bowl first. It's bowl, cereal, milk. I kinda don't believe that but I can rewrite the song if you want. Thank you. *Clears throat* Alright, here we go

[Verse 3]
Step one, you're gonna get out a bowl
Step two, you pour the bowl into the cereal
Step three, you're gonna-

[Interlude]
I don't know. It just- it still doesn't sound right. Are you sure the cereal goes first? I really think the milk might be the first to be poured. I'm leaving
[Outro]
Or what if you pour the cereal onto the milk
And then the milk into the bowl
With the cereal already in it
And then you have your cereal