I'm racing to pick up my gifts
Thank goodness I don't yet have kids
I'm bad enough at doing this
For all my closest friends

Just when I found the checkout line
I saw the twinkle in your eye
Now meeting at Saint Nick is all
That occupies my mind

I saw you at the mall
But the line of
Kids was way too long
To tell you everything
I want for Christmas
Is to finally quit my day job
And be your Mrs. Claus
Mrs. Claus

So I'm abandoning my shopping sleigh
And finding mistletoe to hang
I never knew a fairy tale could
Make me feel this way

I thought I was too old for this
Looking back at my wish list
You're the one thing that I missed
And I just can't resist
I saw you at the mall
But the line of
Kids was way too long
To tell you everything
I want for Christmas
Is to finally quit my day job
And be your Mrs. Claus
Mrs. Claus

It's still nights before Christmas and all through the mall
All the price tags are singing, "You've waited too long"
But Santa's still working so I'm holding out
With food court milk and cookies and [?] somehow
Somehow

I saw you at the mall
You didn't see me at the mall

I saw you at the mall
But the line of
Kids was way too long
Everything I wanted
For Christmas
Is to finally quit my day job
I could've been your Mrs. Claus
Mrs. Claus
So much for my married Christmas
With you