[Verse 1] (Powder Jone$)
Yo, one time I was beatin' my dick and I was thinkin'
Why that motherfuckin' pussy ain't stinkin'?
It be on my fuckin' screen, you know what I'm sayin'? (DEF JAM?!)
And a n***a had a big ass peen, you know what I'm sayin'? (yeah we in the 21st century n***a)
That's right, so if we in the 21st century then how come North America's in the south, huh?
You ever thought about that?
Triangle earth n***a, is you fuckin' stupid?
Like, my n***a B.o.B. he say it's flat earth, no, my dick is flat like a pancake
Like a fuckin' fish in the bottom of the ocean that I fucked one day after I shot it accidentally with my Glock coming out of my cock
My foreskin wrapped around a damn turtle like nevеr before, you know what I'm sayin' n***a?
So anyways, I was at the bar chillin' with my n***as
And I was rеally drillin' with my n***as too
We was drillin' each other like corn cobs and, uhh, fuckin' killin' each other's assholes like...
Like porn hob, I mean PornHub, I mean I'm gonna stick my dick 'cause it's a warm nub, yeah
Anyways, that was poetry, I ain't even know if they learned shit from that, but... uhh, I think, uhh...
FUCK YOU BITCH WHY THE FUCK YOU HAVE TO LEAVE MY ASS N***A
MOTHERFUCKER YOU TOOK EVERYTHING I GOT
NOW I GOTTA JUST BEAT MY FUCKIN' DICK TO MY MOTHERFUCKIN' CAT N***A
AND THEN MY CAT DIED
AND I BUSTED A NUT ALL OVER THE GODDAMN WINDOW
AAAAAAAAAH
I BUSTED A NUT ON THE WINDOW, BUST A NUT ON THE WALL
AAAaaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAAH REEEEEEEEE
'TIL THE SWEAT RUNS DOWN MY BALLS, FUCK Y'ALL N***AS
[Verse 2] (Crackerdu$t Wyllumz)
Sometimes I shit in people's mouths and
They... they never appreciate it (the fuck man?)
The last time I shit in my mom's mouth
She depreciated (what the fuck son?)
Deaf poetry wouldn't take me because they don't appreciate (EASTSIDE!)
The real poetry that I put out (shit n***a)
The last time I shit
I sold it for 10 million dollars like the modern arts (money laundering)
N***a... I call that a modern fart
You're fucking gay and I have one thing to say
It's... FUCK N***A BUST NUT I'MA FUCKIN' BUST NUT IN A FUCKIN' BUTT SLUT
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH BUST A N***A FUCKIN' SLUT BUST A FUCKIN' NUT IN A MOTHERFUCKIN' SLUT BUT ON THE FUCKIN' WELFARE
AHHH, AHHH, AHHH, AHH, REEE, REEE, REEE, REEE, UH, YEAH, YEAH, UH, YEAH

[Verse 3] (Powder Jone$)
CZECH REPUBLIC GOT A N***A ON MY DICK
CZECH REPUBLIC GOT A N***A ON MY DICK
RUB THAT LIQUOR ON MY DICK, RUB A N***A ON MY ASS
N***AS AIN'T FINNA DO SHIT, MY DICK IS HARDER THAN BRASS
VIAGRA VIAGRA VIAGRA VIAGRA VIAGRA VIAGRA
4 HOURS N***A I NEED TO SEE A DOCTOR

[Verse 4] (Crackerdu$t Wyllumz)
*gargling water* THAT BITCH DROWNIN' (HA!)
SHE IN THE POOL I GOT THE FOOT ON THE BACK OF HER HEAD
[Verse 5] (Powder Jone$)
YO FUCK THAT COUNTRY HUNGARY THOSE N***AS IS HUNGRY YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' MAN?
THEY AIN'T EVEN GOT FOOD STAMPS
I CAN SHOVE AN ENTIRE FUCKING ISRAELI SHEKEL DOWN MY DICKHOLE (T-Pain's like a fucking year older than me n***a)
FUCK JAPAN N***A THEM N***AS AIN'T EVEN GIVING ME THAT MOTHERFUCKIN' GOOD ASS HENTAI, THAT SHIT'S CENSORED
N***A I'MA FUCK MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG IN THE ASS WITH A FUCKIN' WATER BOTTLE WITH A RUSTED RIM
A RUSTED RIMJOB ON MY NEIGHBOR'S DAMN DOG
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING AND SHITTING AND LICKING AND PISSING (*laughing*) AND FARTING IN MY ASSHOLE?! N***A WHAT?!
I JUST LOOKED AT THE CLOCK, AND IT'S LIKE 12'O'CLOCK, AND I TORE MY FORESKIN OFF AND WRAPPED IT AROUND A BABY'S NECK