Do you believe in Jesus Christ?
I believe in animal people trading cash for kindness
I bow to the hound with the mightiest jaw

Baby, let's get down, I wanna bark like a god
Baby, let's get down, I wanna bark like a god
Baby, let's get down, I wanna

Pray in the name of our fathers and their halos of retriever gold
Down, boy, down

Are you afraid of Silver Shawn?
Fixed my hair, lace underwear
I love the tie he's got on
And amen to my friends for always keepin' it raw

Baby, let's get down, I wanna bark like a god
Baby, let's get down, I wanna bark like a god
Baby, let's get down, I wanna

Down, boy, down
Amen, amen
Thank the lord dog for our man's best friend
Dog bless, I said, dog bless

Do you believe in Frankenstein?
Dressed up, half-dead, and feelin' fine
He looks so sick, I wanna take him for a walk
Baby, let's get down, I wanna bark like a god
Baby, let's get down, I wanna bark like a god
Baby, let's get down, I wanna

Dogs, gods, men's friends, pets and masters
We cried for help
We heard no answer

Good night