[Intro]
N***as be ridin' dicks
I ain't gon name no names, ya'll n***as know ya'll been suckin' some wack n***as' dicks!
Ya'll don't support your own you bitchass n***as!
Fuck ya'll!
("Holla at these mothaff-fuck..")

[Verse 1]
I was lyrically Hip Hop's top five
Before two of my n***as died (whaa?!)
Syntax and Deep Impact Bruce Willis couldn't survive
A strange death, since n***as wasn't loud
I'm throwin' monitors off the stage
'Cause Rakim said "Move the crowd"
I'm one year older, ten times more determined, potna (potna)
A hairy situation like Chaka fuckin' Chewbacca
Connect the dots, murder by design
Shit on your intellect, and fertilize your mind
Pull out the gauge and we can Face/Off like Nicolas Cage
Battle for the second comin' of Christ and see whose soul gets saved (I got hoes around the globe!)
One might be your girl so don't trust her
I'll tell her like Usher
Girl I'll make you wanna leave the clown you with
Start a new relationship
Make the bitch take the dick
She ate the dick too, though, that's Mr. Mafioso dulo
We bustin' caps at your culo....
[Saafir]
Waterproof, baby. Know what I'm sayin'? That means we can't be wet

[Sample]
("The waterproof MC, you ain't wettin' me
You need to stop rappin' and start robbin' banks like Steady B")

[Verse 2]
My style is sex and violence
Vocabulary and science
In an uneasy alliance
Let's toast the bread like a plugged up appliance
(I'll drink to that!)
Remy on the rocks, the real is-stated eventually, son
Reverse the purdy props to prop-perty like, Century 21
I want the mansion and the yacht
And all the shit them rich wack rappers got
(Then the ultimatum was read)
Like every MC woke up with a thoroughbred horse head in their bed
In other words, teflon top with kevlar nuts
The closest I've ever been to ass was cigarette butts
I'm nice, that's probably why I don't be fuckin' with Sprite (what?)
'Cause thirst is nuthin', image is everything on the mic
These days, these DJ's get paid under the table
Pay the most popular producer on the most popular label
Pay for full page ads in the most popular magazine
Now you got the most popular new artist
Guaranteed the air we breathe is thin, better tell her
Then I'mma choke the bitch out at 11:59, reveal the real Cinderella
(AAAAAAHH!) When two hydrogens reach my oxygen atom
You can't gat 'em or get at 'em
Anatomically designed to be solar, fuck a rap star
When I die I want n***as doin' drive-by's with my ashes in the car (you know?!)
R-A-S, H2O liquifyin' your assets
Repo your flow even in prepo letho
Straight outta Aruba, lampin' with my boo from Bermuda
Lickin' rugers in Cuba, blowin' n***as out the frame
With brass knuckles and a tuba, my new maneuver is scuba
360 degrees of revenge like Montezuma
*more scratching*
[Saafir]
Waterproof...know what I'm sayin'?
It's like this man....
Know what I'm sayin'?
Muthafuckas really gotta like reach within themselves
And pull your spirit, out your mouth...
Knowmsayin'? But now it's all good 'cause I'm in
Relation with the truth!
You gonna have to really be yourself potna
Look me in the retina

[Verse 3]
When it's my time to shine, the whole world is goin' blind
From the sheisty side of town where a nickel cost a dime (damn!)
Bitches is Boston, (black!) brothas is bastards
The bubble break bread'd give a n***a space like NASA
I catch red-eye flights to rock mics
Spent too many drunk nights, fuckin' gold diggers and dikes
Same shit, different toilet though
Concentrated to blow
I moonwalk across hot coals on my tippy toes with a flow
Stay low-key like midget doorknobs
Stay above the law like Judge Judy giving blowjobs
Satisfaction, three out of four Braxtons
Especially Toni (Toni)
Fuck affirmative action (you know?!)
'Cause Anglo-saxon factions is packin' Mack-10's
Trainin' for helter skelter when the race war begin
Stay true to the game, but the game ain't true to the MC
Where n***as is bootleggin' Makaveli 2 and 3
[Saafir]
Real game...waterproof..with the name, man. Listen to the name, man
Waterproof don't have no muthafuckin' (?) Junction, with nothin'. Ain't no
Image!

[Ras Kass]
Jaz, good lookin', I just had to get that shit off my chest, man, I'm sick of all this shit..
N***as always be fuckin' havin' these fuckin' seminar panels and shit, want to discuss, the, the rap game and the "Keep the peace"
The fuckin' radio stations be talkin' 'bout all this peace and love and the first song they play is a n***a killin' a n***a!
Or a n***a sellin' dope
Or a bitch talkin' about she don't like n***as no mo she just want to eat pussy...
What part of the game is this?!

*scratching*

[Sample]
("The waterproof MC, you ain't wettin' me
You need to stop rappin' and start robbin' banks like Steady B")