They say that you're more likely get struck by lightning
I guess I just got lucky
Who knew my son's birthday would be my lucky number?
He's an ungrateful little shit

I got so many friends
I know who my friends are
I got so many friends
I know who my friends are

First thing I did was buy a Porsche and Hummer and an '85 Dodge Omni
You gotta remember where you come from
They say you've gotta buy your mom a house
Well...
I put her in a pretty good home

I got so many friends
I know who my friends are
I got so many friends
I know who my friends are

Now all those assholes; they worship me
Now all those assholes; they'll have their day

Oh
I never thought I would be so lucky
Oh
I never thought I would be so lucky
Oh
I never thought I would be so lucky
Oh
I never thought I would be so lucky
Oh Yeah
Yeah!