Yup, Uncle Dox, here we go

I was strolling down the sidewalk
Listening to my ipod
Heard a buzz
It was
A bumblebee...yea
He got me with his stinger
So I flicked him with my finger
He landed on the ground
Around
My feet...

So I got him like splat
Whoa, I squished him flat
Ain't no coming back from that
You know I got him like "hey"
So I got him like splat
Whoa, I squished him flat
Ain't no coming back from that
You know I got him like "hey"

Just strolling down the path when
Suddenly it happened
Out the corner of my eye
There was a spi-
-der...
He tried to climb me with his 8 legs
So while yelling "may day"
Brushed him off my pants
And land-
-ed on the curb...
Then I got him like splat
Whoa, I squished him flat
Ain't no coming back from that
You know I got him like "hey"

Yea he went splat, splat, splat
Oh he went splat, splat, splat
Splat, splat, splat
Like that

Just strolling down the trail
Going slower than a snail
What's that I see?
Oh great, a mosqui-
-to...
He got a little nosey
So i felt that my only
Option was to leave him flattened on the floor...

I got him like splat
Whoa, I squished him flat
Ain't no coming back from that
You know I got him like "hey"

And it might be cause I'm having a bad day
But someone better get this bug a bandaid
Cause right now, I think that he's on his last leg
And when I'm through he'll be flatter than a pancake
Cause i got him like splat