My names eugine
I been hydrant since 1943
+ let me tell ya
If theres 1 thing people dont appreciate
Its a fire hydrant

Im
A fire hydrant
Bridght
Red + kind
Of vibrant
I
Watch as cars go by +
Try
To find
It exciting
But i can't

He's a fire hydrant
He's a fire hydrant
He's a fire hydrant
Just a concrete stump
That nobody loves
He's a fire hydrant
He's a fire hydrant
He's a fire hydrant
With a fiberglass flag
Leaving splinters in your hand
Sometimes i just get
Feeling unappreciated
Like a big old red block
That just marks thе bus stop
Like a urinal for dogs
Or a place to stick your gum wads
You think im pointless im not
Ivе got
A very important job

He's a fire hydrant
He's a fire hydrant
He's a fire hydrant
+ i make the water pump
Like an elephant trunk
He's a fire hydrant
He's a fire hydrant
He's a fire hydrant
+ i make the water blast
Like a sprinkler in the grass

Oh boy
This is it eugine
Show them what you got

Not very big not very tall
But i can wet it up like a waterfall
Not very loved
Or often thought of
But when theres a fire i get the job done
He's a fire hydrant
He's a fire hydrant
He's a fire hydrant
Yea i make the water soar
Like a super soaker war
He's a fire hydrant
He's a fire hydrant
He's a fire hydrant
Just hook up the hose
+ ill let it flow

Cause

Im
A fire hydrant
Bridght
Red + kind
Of vibrant
I
Watch as cars go by +
Finally find
It exciting
Yes i do

Boy this is the life