[Chorus: Anthony Kiedis]
Readymade, readymade
Steady as the rhythm rolls
Readymade, readymade
And this is how the story goes

[Bridge: Anthony Kiedis]
I've got a cousin making beats deep down in Arizona
We're gonna rocket to Ramones in the city of Pomona
Go!

[Chorus: Anthony Kiedis]
Readymade, readymade
Steady as the rhythm rolls
Readymade, readymade
And this is how the story goes

[Post-Chorus: Anthony Kiedis, John Frusciante]
(Oh) And if I give to you my second sight
You got it
(Oh) And if I stay the course, I'll stay the night
Come get it

[Chorus: Anthony Kiedis]
Readymade, readymade
Baby, oughta celebrate
Readymade, readymade
And now it's time to deviate
[Bridge: Anthony Kiedis]
I've got a sister making babies with a Black and Decker blowtorch
We're gonna fop it all night in the middle of the back porch
Yeah

[Chorus: Anthony Kiedis]
Readymade, readymade
Baby oughta celebrate
Readymade, readymade
And now it's time to deviate

[Post-Chorus: Anthony Kiedis, John Frusciante]
(Oh) And if I give to you my second sight
You got it
(Oh) And if I stay the course, I'll stay the night
Come get it
(Oh, clean it up, Johnny!)

[Guitar Solo: John Frusciante]

[Instrumental Break: Anthony Kiedis]

[Chorus: Anthony Kiedis]
Readymade, readymade
Rockin' for the sake of Slade
Readymade, readymade
Listen, but don't be afraid
[Bridge: Anthony Kiedis]
I've got a brother making trouble in the state of Caledonia
I wish I knew another way, but I'm gonna have to clone ya
Hell

[Chorus: Anthony Kiedis]
Readymade, readymade
Rockin' for the sake of Slade
Readymade, readymade
Listen, but don't be afraid

[Post-Chorus: Anthony Kiedis, John Frusciante]
(Oh) And if I give to you my second sight
You got it
(Oh) And if I stay the course, I'll stay the night
Come get it