MALINDA
You’d really listen to me sing that?
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Total fat: 1.5 grams, 2% your Daily Value
Based on the Academy of Nutrition and Dietetics and American Diabetes Association criteria

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Common side effects of Cymbalta include chronic trouble sleeping, excessive sweating, constipation, diarrhea

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Thiamine, riboflavin, pantothenic acid, retinol

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The intermediate value theorem
Describes a key property of continuous functions
For any function, ƒ, that's continuous
Over the interval A to B

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Pork, mechanically separated chicken, salt, modified potato starch

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Anchorage, Alaska: cloudy with a few showers
Temps nearly steady in the mid-30s
Winds light and variable
Chance of rain: 30%

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3.1415926535897932
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When it's done, you'll want to let it dry
And harden for a few days just out in the open
When it has the consistency of a brick, it's fully cured

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Egbert, Aethelwulf, Aethelbald, Aethelbert
Aethelred, Alfred the Great, Edward, Athelstan
Edmund, Eadred, Eadwig, Edgar, Edward the Martyr
Aethelred, Edmund, Canute, Harold

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Following the outcome of a referendum held in the United Kingdom
And its sovereign decision to leave the European Union
Notified its intention to withdraw from the European Union ("Union")
And the European Atomic Energy Community ("Euratom")

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Hydrogen
Lithium
Beryllium, sodium
Magnesium

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A: the first letter in the English alphabet
The first in a series
The highest grade of quality
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I495, beltway outer loop near Allentown
Right side blocked by the disabled vehicle

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Caution: falling cows
Speed limit 70