[Intro]
(Hmm)

Gather 'round friends let me tell you a tale
Of a bird that has my devotion
They spend their days a-ridin the waves
Of the North Atlantic Ocean

[Verse 1]
These birds are distinguished gentlemen
Like mini toucans in tuxedos
Call them clowns of the sea or a sea parrot
They're my little fine feathered heroes

[Chorus]
Oh to be free like a bird of the sea
A being that soars above spray
Likе a bird on the breeze I'll live lifе with ease
In the lovin' puffin way

[Verse 2]
Their rainbow beaks, each black button eye
Reflecting the blue of the sea & the sky
But if you look up and see a penguin
That's a puffin because penguins can't fly
[Chorus]
Oh to be free like a bird of the sea
A being that soars above spray
Not your average seagull, I'd be far more regal
It's the lovin' puffin way

[Verse 3]
Young puffins are called pufflings!
Oh how sweet is that name?
What if small humans were called humlings-
It doesn't quite ring the same

[Chorus]
Oh to be free like a bird of the sea
A being that soars above spray
Diving meters for fish, it's their favorite dish
It's the lovin' puffin way

[Verse 4]
No puffin means no smoking
In America's most northern state
They always pack a pretty good punch
If not at sea- on our plate (People eat puffins?)

[Chorus]
Oh to be free like a bird of the sea
A being that soars above spray
I'm not talking the cereal, but the aves imperial
The lovin' puffin way
[Verse 5]
And yes they're the Porgs from Star Wars
'Cause they kept stealing the scene
Their beaks delighful, their eyes insightful
But they groan louder than a zombified teen

[Chorus]
Oh to be free like a bird of the sea
A being that soars above spray
Don't play poker with puffins 'cause the'll be a bluffin'
Oh make me a puffin as cute as a muffin
Like a bird on the breeze I'll live life with ease
In the lovin' puffin way