[Answerphone Message]
Operator: Voicemail received today at 11:28

Lucicus: Listen you fucking prick
"I need a [?] right now"
What the fuck, you think you're a fucking bad man?
Fucking rat faced Ben Drew cunt
You really fucking think you can fuck with Lucicus you piece of shit?
Your fucking absolute agony is coming mate and it's gunna be for eternity you understand me?

Operator: To call the sender press the hash key

[Sample: The Flying Lizards (Phone conversation)]
(Hello?
Listen Bruv
Hello?
I've been following you for like, 2 days
Fucking voicemail
I know where you roll, I know where you eat, sleep. Just give me my fucking money
You alright? I tell you what I'll come round, yeah? I'll be round
You serious?
I'll pass through tonight. Can you lend me some quid, yeah?
I'mma come find you
Mate, you know just a, just a couple of tonnes or something like that)

The best things in life are free
But you can give them to the birds and bees
I want money
That's what I want