Plan B (UK)
Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This One Before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed, I still love you
Oh, I still love you only slightly
Only slightly less than I used to, my love

I was delayed, I was way laid
An emergency stop
I smelt the last ten seconds of life

I crashed down on the crossbar
And the pain was enough to make
A shy, bald Buddhist reflect
And plan a mass murder

Who said I'd lied to her?
Who said I'd lied?
Because I never, never
Who said I'd lied?
Because I never

I was detained, I was restrained
And broke my spleen and broke my knee
And then he really laced into me
Friday night in outpatients
Who said I'd lied to her? Oh, who said I'd lied?
Because I never, never
Who said, I'd lied?
Because I never

Oh, so I drank one, it became four
And when I fell on the floor, I drank more

Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before
Stop me, oh, stop me
Stop me if you think that you've heard this one before

Nothing's changed, I still love you
Oh, I still love you only slightly
Only slightly less than I used to, my love

Set me free, why don't ya, baby?
Get out my life, why don't ya, baby?
'Cause you don't really love me no more
You just keep me hangin' on

Set me free why don't ya, baby?
Get out my life why don't ya, baby?
'Cause you don't really love me no more
You just keep me hangin' on