Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!

[Verse 1: Kristoff Krane]
Now I spent all this time setting up picnic tables prayin' for sun shine
But you never showed up. Nope Nah
You never bothered to come mine
I heard through the grape vine
You and yours showed up to Rich's party,yeah
He probably had the top notch wine
And a lot more to offer like cream with the coffee but
I would cordially like to say...
I didn't need you here anyway...
But I wish you would've gave me the heads up
That's the least you could've done
I'm through with the waitin' around
I'll enjoy my special day with the face of a clown...
But for now I'll been pacing around
Tryin' to act like my feelings aren't hurt
Jerk

Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me, me!

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to


[Verse 2: Kristoff Krane]
Pin the tail on the donkey
Compare a whale to a monkey
A snail to a bumble bee, it hails when it's sunny
Jail for a junky let's sail out the country
Lets play spin the battle if I don't blow the out the last candle
May I fail tomorrow?
May I borrow your plan for success
Confess, undress this sunsets hallow

And if you only knew what I put in my food and what it do for you
If you took the time to chew on it
But no let's be honest
You'd rather choke on bones and consume whats so
Difficult to swallow and the minute that you follow
Is the second that I'll stop in my tracks and
Re-examine what path leads to true freedom
Little kid looks back at them and says
"I don't need 'em."

Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!
Happy birthday to me!

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to