[EUGENE]
I'm wide awake
But still my head's full of dreams
Of heroes saving a Martian land
Another day of science lessons it seems
Followed by playing triangle in the marching band

Sometimes it feels like I'm just invisible
Although it would be cool to be the Invisible Man
I feel like I'm destined to do something incredible
But it's always 'Later, son.'

Maybe that's just what happens when you're a
G.E.E.K
Geek
Maybe that's just what happens when you're a
G.E.E.K
Geek

While other guys all stare at cheerleaders' asses
I'm reading textbooks on cows' methane-based gases
Face it, Eugene. They're not being mean
It's just a fact that you were born a geek

[JANEY, spoken]
Should I wear this Fraggles t-shirt?
I know Eugene loves the Fraggles!
But what about my hair?

Glasses? No glasses?
Ah, look at my face
No! Have confidence Janey!
Wonder Woman confidence!

[JANEY, sung]
Hi, Eugene!
Thanks! I haven't put my glasses on
Why am I talking to myself?
Again
My parents must think something's wrong

I might not be cool, but I'm unique
My pulse is racing, but I'm just too sensible
To wear my heart on my sleeve and say how I feel
It seems like I'm destined to be plain and forgettable
But I'm seeing him later so...
Wow [EUGENE]
Maybe today
I’ll realize my dreams
I’ll be a hero without my head in the sand

Make no mistake
Eugene is more than meets the eye it seems
If only people would understand [JANEY]


Maybe today
Eugene will realize my dreams
It may be crazy but I know

He’s more
More than meets the eye it seems
But he would never hold my hand [EUGENE, JANEY]
Sometimes it feels like I'm just invisible [EUGENE]
I feel like I’m destined to do something incredible [JANEY]


I feel like he’s destined to do something incredible [JANEY, spoken]
Hi Eugene!

[EUGENE]
Hi Janey!

[JOCK]
Move it, penis-breath!

[EUGENE, JANEY, sung]
Maybe that's just what happens when you're a [EUGENE]
G
E
E
K [JANEY]
G
E
E
K [EUGENE, JANEY]
Geek
Maybe that's just what happens when you're a [EUGENE]
G
E
E
K [JANEY]
G
E
E
K [EUGENE, JANEY]
Geek
A warning to cool kids who treat geeks like rabies -
We'll inherit the Earth when we're out of the Eighties

[EUGENE, JANEY, spoken]
Then we'll have the power!

[JANEY, sung]
It's okay, Eugene
Just let 'em be mean

[EUGENE]
People who bully have low self-esteem

[EUGENE, JANEY]
Nothing can crush the comic book dream
Don't listen to them!
No, you are not a freak!

Isn't it great that you were born a
Geek!