Romeo Santos
Skit
[Spoken]
Hello?
Eh
Hello?
Yeah
Hello? Who's this?
Hehehe
Is this Johnny Marines?
Yes, it is
How you doin'?
I'm doin' good, I'm doin' good
Who am I speakin' to?
Hey, don't worry about that. Who's this?
Hehehe, shut up
Shut up? I don't get this
You're callin' my phone, but you're tellin' me to shut up?
I'm sorry
Sorry about what? Who's this?
I'm just playin' with you, you know me
I'm not here to play any games, my friend
Who's this?
We from the same hood
Hood?
That's right
From the hood? Where? What?
You're Aventura's manager, right?
Yes, I am
Ooh, I like that
Hehehehe, you like? How you like that? What you mean?
I like— Not them, I'm not gay
What?
I'm not gay, I mean, I like their music
Oh, okay
How may I help you? Who's this, man?
Yeah, I have some questions
Okay, go ahead
Yeah, hold on, I'm thinkin' about them
You're callin' me and you got questions, but you don't remember them?
Why you so rude?
I'm not, I'm not even bein'—
No, ¿pero qué te pasa, gato?
You callin' me a cat?
No, not cat, you know
You're not from the hood?
I'm from the hood, yeah, okay, but, how may I help you?
Yeah, but I'm just tellin' you cat, you know like cat, cat...
Cat? Oh, okay, okay
Yeah, tranquilo, pescadito
Pe—, that's what I mean
First you call me a cat and now a fish?
No, no, but cat is just from the hood
Pescadito 'cause you look like a fish
Alright, listen, listen
You're callin' me for what? Be clear
But why you so rude?
Who gave you my number?
Yeah, you wanna know, right?
I don't understand, you got nothing better to do?
You wanna know who gave me your number?
Who gave you my number?
Sike
Unbelievable, I haven't heard that in years, uhm
If you're gonna continue playin' games
Yeah, I got some questions
Go ahead
Why are these guys gonna retire?
Who's retiring?
Aventura
Nobody is retiring, where you got that from?
Don't trick me
No, nobody is even... Alright, listen
They're not retiring, I'm not tryin' to trick you
What's this with "The Last"?
You mean the name of the album?
Yes, pendejo
Pen— hahaha, you lucky I'm a nice guy, pendejo, alright
Tell me
Tell you what?
Why are they retiring? "The Last"?
Nobody is retiring
Why the album is called "The Last"?
It's called "The Last" for several reasons, but nobody is retiring; that's all you need to know
Give me the reasons
Why I have to give you— first of all, who gave you my number?
But I wanna know
Listen, I don't have time for this
Hello?
Ugh
Oh my God, again?
¿Por qué me enganchaste?
I didn't hang up on you
Yes, you did
No, I didn't, what do you want?
Oh, it was the service, right?
Psh, what do you want?
I got that problem, what service you got?
I'm—, listen, forget about what service I got
What do you want?
Pato
What? Now you're callin' me a duck?
No, I said it again, gato
Gato, gato, okay
Yeah, cat, in Spanish
Alright, but listen, listen, honestly speaking with you, I don't have time for games
Okay, so let me ask you a question
You've been askin' me questions for how long now?
Why you didn't put my favorite song in the album?
Favorite song? You don't even know what songs are on the album
Check it out, "Yo siento hundirme, tun, tun"
Haha, that's not our song, player
Tun, tun
Woah, woah, woah, I mean
That's my shit
It was a tribute, but it's not our song
Why it's not in the album?
It's not our song, player, we don't—
You a hater
Hater?
You callin' my phone and you're callin' me a hater? This is all—
Yeah, 'cause you're not givin' me information, then you're lyin'
'Cause I don't need to give who—
First of all (Keep your hands away from me, sir)
Who gave you my number?
You don't know me, I'm from the hood
Yeah, yeah, okay, we're from the hood
What hood you from?
Don't worry
I have to worry, you're callin' my phone
Well, I just wanna get to the manager
I mean, honestly, I'm thinkin' now and I'm like— I don't know
Doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo
Why you stutterin'? 'Cause you're lyin'
Bye